“The joy's gone out of me like the pee from a small boy in a swimming pool on a hot day.”
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
“The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.”
“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad taste in my mouth.”
“I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equally as wet. So it is with love. Somebody get me a towel.”
“If you both own a gun and a swimming pool in your backyard, the swimming pool is about 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.”