“This little piggy went to HadesThis little piggy stayed homeThis little piggy ate raw and steaming human fleshThis little piggy violated virginsAnd this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top”

“This little piggie went to market(ing). This little piggie stayed home (to write). That's it. Story over. The third was an idiot.”

“Ambition makes you look pretty uglyKicking, squealing, gucci little piggy”

“The piggies were not to be disturbed-”

“You're cultural supremacists to the core. You'll perform your Questionable Activities to help out the poor little piggies, but there isn't a chance in the world you'll notice when they have something to teach you.”

“Cosmic Ordering is an ever full piggy bank.”

“He..." Richard began. "The marquis. Well, you know, to be honest, he seems a little bit dodgy to me."Door stopped. The steps dead-ended in a rough brick wall. "Mm," she agreed. "He's a little bit dodgy in the same way that rats are a little bit covered in fur.”