“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?”
“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”
“That was some weird shit. A hospital run by demons, with a nursery run by a werewolf, a vampire and an ex-angel. There was a book or a TV show in there somewhere.”
“I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.”
“I'm sorry about the dinner.""Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.”
“There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.”