“I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.”

“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!”

“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”

“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal and shag a few balls!!”

“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so much like real life!!! It would suck to be invisible in two worlds at once, as always that gives me an interesting story idea. Have to run someone, no doubt a solicitor, is at my door...”

“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?”

“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".I have often wondered if I was.”