“I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!”
“Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.”
“For a second I felt content, an emotion so unfamiliar it took me a moment to identify it.”
“I told him to stop being so bossy.He told me I sucked bossy dick and never complained unless I wasn't getting my way, so I needed to get over it.Of course, at this, my head nearly exploded.”
“I am an atheist but I promise whenever there is complete freedom of religion I would worship you as my private and individual God.”
“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever. This is a somewhat new kind of religion.”