“I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!”
“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth.”Honey,I kissed more than your mouth.”
“Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!”
“You fuck - you ate my cat!”
“I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.”
“Vampire sea horse monkeys? Are you serious?”