“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.”

“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much for the whole thing?”

“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so much like real life!!! It would suck to be invisible in two worlds at once, as always that gives me an interesting story idea. Have to run someone, no doubt a solicitor, is at my door...”

“I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it's great to go where others don't, but is it maintained?”

“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".I have often wondered if I was.”

“Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!!”

“Pharmacy drive-up window:"Could I have your address?""Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!!”