“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?”

“If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?”

“How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now who hasn't heard of a T.A.S.E.R.”

“I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.”

“Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn't it?”

“You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?"Sure all I get on it anymore are political calls, and people doing polls. Maybe it's difficult for people that work at pharmacy drive up windows to get phones.”

“A great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.”