“The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.”
“How'd he taste?"Like a five second rule Oreo..." he said thoughtfullyA five second rule Oreo?"A little dirty, but still sweet...”
“Admit nothing - that was his first rule. Appeal to logic - second rule. Delay the inevitable - third rule.”
“God first. Others second. Me third. The rules were that simple.”
“He was violating the second rule of the two rules for getting on well with people that speak Spanish; give the men tobacco and leave the women alone”
“If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply”