“It was so shiny”

“The military do so love shiny new technology, there's always so many ways to abuse it.”

“I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.”

“So many of these poor dead people spent their whole lives placing their faith in God, thinking that there’ll be this bright shiny light when they die. But after their last breath, the moment the shiny light is supposed to be there, it isn’t. But they’re dead, and they don’t know that the light isn’t there.”

“I swear you must have a rainbow shooting out of your ass, you're so bright and shiny and wonderful.”

“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular Romular Ichibar IV liked shiny things. He burned to death when he flew too close to a bright star, which ironically got swallowed up by the least shiny object in the universe—a black hole.”