“Half the world criesHalf the world laughsHalf the world triesTo be the other half”
“Half the world hatesWhat half the world does every dayHalf the world waitsWhile half gets on with it anyway”
“We live in a terrible World. Half of the planet is dying of hunger and the other half of cholesterol.”
“One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.”
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them”
“[...] this particular, as in many others, blustering assertion goes for proof, half over the world.”