“Welfare mothers make better lovers”
“Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.”
“Remember when welfare mothers were robbing us all blind and driving Cadillacs? ”
“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”
“The more you can increase fear of drugs, crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all of the people.”
“There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats.”