“If Jesus Christ treated me like you do, I’d drive in the nails myself.”
“Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield”
“Yellow light. Yellow light!" And she ran right through the red. "Jesus Christ, you can't drive.”
“Girls, if you will learn to wait patiently and confidently for God to bring a Christlike man into your life, you will not be disappointed. And guys, learn to treat women like the Perfect Gentleman, Jesus Christ If you do, you will not only be promoted out of “jerkhood,” but you will then be worthy of a beautiful princess of purity who is saving herself just for you.”
“You can't stand for Jesus without a Christ-like spirit.”
“The devil can't make me do anything when I'm calling on Jesus Christ.”