“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”

“I enjoy the presence of a woman in the house for brief periods of time. They fall into two categories: the organizers and the slobs. There’s probably a third category—the naggers, who try to get you to do things, but I’ve never run into one of those. Oddly, I have no preference regarding oganizers or slobs, as long as they don’t try to pick my clothes for me. Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees. It works fine if people stick to their fated roles. But nobody does.”

“All of the features that characterize Asperger syndrome can be found in varying degrees in the normal population”

“It really is a very odd business that all of us, to varying degrees, have music in our heads.”

“Sorry. An overdeveloped nurturing instinct comes with being a healer.”

“Women are all female impersonators to some degree.”