“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.”
“But what so different of eating plants? Everything has it's life. If you are so pure, why not just stop eating? So you can have no shit?”
“How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)”
“There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.”
“So it's off with the shellsuit and on with the Armanis,Bring out the champagne and the caviar sarnies”
“Say, darling, I'm giving you this wonderful present, it's a machine that eats at one end and shits out the other, it's going to run for fifteen years, give or take, merry fucking Christmas.”