“Welcome to Arizona, you bastard.”
“Even the plants in Arizona wanted to hurt you.”
“Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.”
“You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard.”
“I ain't movin' to Arizona! Dammit, there is nothin' there but gravel and scorpions.”
“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”