“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”
“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!”