“I never was in such a horrid office . . . It's not very nice to be where people are being swindled all day long, is it?”
“Life is not long at all, never long enough, but days are very long indeed.”
“We're right here on this very spot. Besides, being lost is never a matter of not knowing where you are; it's a matter of not knowing where you aren't - and I don't care at all about where I'm not.”
“That kind of walk is nice when it happens, but I'll take four minutes now and then over being butt-stapled to a chair all day long.”
“I work pretty hard at being different and it's nice to know people notice.”
“Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.”