“Brendan's not the guy you use to figure your shit out, Brendan's the guy you hope you get once you have figured your shit out.”
“So what's your major? Have you figured it out yet?"Yeah, biology. I'm hoping to go to med school. How about you?"Elementary education."She could have told me she was majoring in shit-eating with a minor in injecting guys with AIDS blood while they slept, and I would have thought it was the greatest, most noble thing in the world.”
“If you are a guy full of shit without the gold medal, if you get the gold medal you are still a guy full of shit.”
“Brendan: "You can't find out everything from books, you know."Aidan: "I think I read that once.”
“So maybe you were that guy that I always talked about. And maybe just maybe everyday I secretly hoped you would figure it out.”
“Ride, authors. Write a ride. Figure out what yours is, and then pimp the ever-living shit out of it.”