“age is but a number who cares how old the girl I date is.”

“The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.”

“I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.”

“I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.”

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”

“I've tried to ask myselfShould I see someone else?I wish I knew the answer.”

“Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.”