“I'd be rather be a kid and play with paper planes than be a man and play with a woman's heart.”

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”

“If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan”

“I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.”

“If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.”

“The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.”

“I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.”