“Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.”
“It would be like eating your favorite food. At first, it would be great but after a while you wouldn't want it anymore. It wouldn't taste as good.”
“If I were dead, I wouldn't be sad, and I wouldn't be glad, because I wouldn't be.”
“I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.”
“And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we have eaten.”
“I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house.”