“Sarah Aisling: I can’t defend against these charges because I can’t afford a litigator. But I can’t afford a litigator because I’ve been charged.Judge: You should have had insurance against contract suits.Sarah Aisling: I did.Judge: So what’s the problem?Sarah Aisling: They canceled my insurance when I filed the claim.Judge: So sue them!Sarah Aisling: I can’t, I don’t have a litigator.Judge: That’s very cute, Mrs. Aisling.”
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