“If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?”
“Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.”
“But if you can get so interested in a conversation with someone you're in love with that you forget about wanting to kiss them, then - well then it looks as if you're safe to go ahead..”
“If you're going to rip someone off, it might as well be Audrey Hepburn.”
“well i think its quite obvious that if you're going to rely on something to carry your wishes, you might as well know where exactly it has come from and where it intends on going”
“If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.”