“You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.”

“my feeling is that if you're not self-obsessed you're probably boring.”

“Probably he was thinking what a boring bollocks I was. Plenty of people think the same thing- all of them are teenagers, mentally if not physically. Only teenagers think boring is bad. Adults, grown men and women who've been around the block a few times, know that boring is a gift straight from God. Life has more then enough excitement up its sleeve, ready to hit you as soon as you're not looking, without you adding to the drama.”

“Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring.”

“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”

“..."The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity."The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty....The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything.”