“Eventually sinking into despair, [Heinrich von Kleist] shot himself in 1811 as part of a suicide pact made with a woman suffering from incurable cancer.”

“Don Quixote could never manage without his patient servant Sancho Panza.”

“You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.”

“This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.”

“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

“I’m not talking about the place filled with flames. I mean the hell the world is when cruelty doesn’t have a reason. When suffering is unrelenting and unrelieved by love.”

“I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor”