“Hamlet got a gun now.”
“But I've got a gun," she said, twirling it on two fingers."A gun with bullets is worse than no gun at all.”
“It ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun”
“It ain't no fun once the rabbit has got the gun.”
“The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?”
“You got a gun, you don't have to work out.”