“Oh, fuck it, I'm a monster, I admit it!”
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!”
“I think you are a very bad man," said Dorothy."Oh, no, my dear; I'm really a very good man, but I'm a very bad Wizard, I must admit.”
“Monsters? Why? Because we admit to the pain we cause? Admit we like it?...”
“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.”
“I'M PINOCCHIO. I KILL MONSTERS.”