“I'm really sorry I ate your dog.”
“Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.”
“I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm shitting pages. Sorry”
“Sorry about your sausage dog.”
“I mean, why are you trying so hard to impress me? I'm really sorry your mother died, but it doesn't mean much to me...”
“So, uh, I'm not really sorry about that, and I'm not reallygrateful for your butting in or, or anything, but I'm kind of awarethat I ought to be..."(...)Jeremy considered this. "Well, since it's you, I suppose it'sthe best I'm likely to get. Fair enough. Your non-apology isaccepted, and I'll attempt to treat your delicate condition lesslightly in the future.”