“For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”
“I don't know, Pepper. I have large chunks of my childhood missing thanks to her and her Benadryl supply.”
“Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?”
“See the happy moron,He doesn't give a damn,I wish I were a moron,My God! perhaps I am!”
“...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.”
“I am only an average man, but by George, I work harder at it than the average man.”