“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”

“I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin”

“I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.”

“Imperceptibly, more time passes when I'm not remembering our every moment together, not recreating our every conversation, re-imagining our love-making. It is immeasurably sad.”

“Every time you pitch yourself back into the past, you lose time. Have you so much of it to spare, my love?”

“Maybe it has something to do with the pull of the moon because, despite the statistical improbability of any two people meeting up, it is inevitable that the tremulous are drawn to the languished, the sick to the broken, the forsaken to the sad, every pot has its cover, and the funny to the funny ones, too.”