“I'm human. That's how humans spend their time, doing shitty things.”

“How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?”

“Human beings are millions of things in one day.”

“We're here for such a short amount of time. Why do we spend any of it building sandcastles?”

“Kids must spend half their lives throwing things at the ducks in Regent's Park. How come he managed to pick a duck that pathetic?”

“How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers." How could you not, if you're a human being? Maybe they're not so admirable. Maybe they're robot zombies.”

“Passion was a part of being human.”