“Needless to say, drink, drugs, food, and sex played no part in the festivities. But who needs any of that when you've got literature?”
“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks.”
“Who needs luck when you've got a key?”
“You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”
“This is a touch game. There are times when you've got to play hurt when you've got to block out the pain.”
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?”