“I guess you think this is some kind of character-building exercise, too, then??""Do you REALLY think the last thing I'm gonna do before I die is admit someone else was right??”

“I'm still kind of a mess. But I think we all are. No one's got it all together. I don't think you ever do get it totally together. Probably if you did manage to do it you'd spontaneously combust. I think that's a law of nature. If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else.”

“You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.”

“Absolutely not. I'm an expert in procrastination, but the last thing I want you to think is that I'm incompetent, too. Because I'm actually pretty good at what I do.”

“Isn't it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?”

“I don't think you get to be mad at someone unless they come through for you. I don't think you have that luxury. I think you think you can be mad, but really you're just doing something else.""What's that?" "Waiting.”