“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.”

“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.”

“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”

“It’s like a meatloaf.”

“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”

“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”