“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
“If a man asks me for my loyalty...I will give him my honesty.If a man asks me for my honesty...I will give him my loyalty!”
“When something undesirable grows in my soul, I ask Gd to give me th courage to mercilessly pluck it out.”
“Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even. ”
“If you understand the system you can design appropriate action.”
“I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And then," he added in a lower tone, "I ate my own wickedness.”