“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”