“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”

“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”

“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

“She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.”

“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”

“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”

“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”