“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”