“There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...”

“Want to know something wonderful? Even when we at times are faithless Jesus remains faithful. ”

“You know, Elise, sometimes our lives have moments of great disappointment. It's difficult at the time, but we have to move beyond.”

“Maybe if one person suffers anywhere in the world, we all have blood in our hands.”

“Most humans are unaware that amidst the Anne Rice devotees and the vampire wannabes, actual vampires use the Net.”

“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?"Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”

“Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!”