“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”

“In order not to find life unbearable, you must accept two things: the ravages of time and the injustices of man.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead. [last words]”

“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”

“La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l'on n'a pas ri.”