“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”

“Happiness is not easy to find. It's very difficult to find it in yourself — and impossible to find anywhere else.”

“In order not to find life unbearable, you must accept two things: the ravages of time and the injustices of man.”

“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l'on n'a pas ri.”