“Paris, a city of gaieties and pleasures, where four-fifths of the inhabitants die of grief.”
“Paris is the only city in the world where starving to death is still considered an art.”
“Four rehabs meant a fifth was somewhere down the road.”
“... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks.”
“When good Americans die, they go to Paris'.'Where do bad Americans go?''They stay in America'.”
“For four fifths of our history our planet was populated by pond scum.”