“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”

“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”

“La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l'on n'a pas ri.”

“On n'est point un homme d'esprit pour avoir beaucoup d'idées, comme on n'est pas un bon général pour avoir beaucoup de soldats.”

“Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.”