“When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.”
“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own.”
“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”
“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”