“The malpractice for advice-giving is like five times as much as a craniotomy.”
“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson (pg. 66)”
“That’s amazing. You’re five years younger than me and you’re the one giving me the much-needed advice. Thank you.”“Yeah, well in all honesty, I just pulled most that stuff out of my ass. But still, you’re welcome.”
“I wish to God that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it to you. ”
“Judging others is just wasting your time, giving your advice to men who don't pay.”
“Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?”