“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”