“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”

“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”

“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”