“Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.”

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”