“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

“A brick could be used to knock out the tooth of a giant, and then used as a replacement for that very tooth it knocked out. I’ll tell you what, you knock it out, and I’ll put the new one back in—and I’ll charge a fee for both transactions.
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“Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust in the national currency.”

“I LOVE HORSES!' shrieked the Tooth Fairy over his shoulder.”

“We were innocent victims. (Angelia)Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)”

“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck, just slam it down on your skull to jar everything loose.
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