“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”
“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead. ”
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”
“If books were judged by the bad uses man can put them to, what book has been more misused than the Bible?”
“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”
“All men should give books instead of flowers.”